Flayed écorché figure holding its own skin — the Happy Morgue cover
EST. MIAMI · MMXXV⋆♱✮♱⋆

HAPPYMORGUE

Rave in heaven. Dance in hell.

An underground church for the beautifully damned — warehouse rites, live wrestling, and relics, summoned from the Miami dungeon. Locations stay secret. Phones stay down. Bring your body; we'll keep it.

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next rite: summoning
reliquary: open · 8 relics
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦

THE RITES

happymorgue / death-match.flyer
DEATH MATCH flyer
MAY 30
WRESTLING × BANDS × DJS

DEATH MATCH

Date
MAY 30
Doors
DOORS 10PM
Where
MIAMI, FL
Dress
WEAR BLACK / BLEED RED
ZEROSUMMEDICESCORIAVEMBERMEDICINE ROOMHIDETHEBODY
✦ 2 STAGES✦ LIVE WRESTLING✦ 18+POSTPONED
happymorgue / as-above-so-below.flyer
AS ABOVE SO BELOW flyer
MAY 02
TECHNO RAVE

AS ABOVE SO BELOW

Date
MAY 02
Doors
11PM – 5AM
Where
MIAMI · SECRET LOCATION
Dress
ANGELS V DEMONS
SARAUNH0LYDIONYSUSECHO DEALERKAI BLONDETECHNO FAIRY
✦ 18+✦ DRESS CODE✦ #crystalcastlesRITE COMPLETE
happymorgue / bikini-n-bass.flyer
BIKINI N BASS flyer
APR 03
BASS / Y2K POOL RAGE

BIKINI N BASS

Date
APR 03
Doors
DOORS 9PM
Where
THE BOOMBOX, MIAMI
Dress
BIKINI / SWIM WET
BOYG1RLLUVM1.H8M1TECHNO FAIRYBOTOXICA305 MANGO
✦ 18+✦ BOUNCY CASTLE✦ WATER SLIDERITE COMPLETE
⋆♱✮♱⋆ next rite ⋆♱✮♱⋆

SUMMONING SOON

We don't post the address. We text it. Drop your number and you're in the next congregation.

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FRESH FROM THE SLAB

This wall is wired to the gram. Whatever they post lands here — last pull today. No webmaster, no deploy, just the feed.

⋆♱✮♱⋆ HAPPY MORGUE — ran by the dungeon. Miami, FL.
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⋆♱✮♱⋆ HAPPY MORGUE — ran by the dungeon. Miami, FL.

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DEATH MATCH — ZEROSUM. May 30 · live in the ring. Ticket link in bio.
4d ago
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DEATH MATCH — ZEROSUM. May 30 · live in the ring. Ticket link in bio.

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DEATH MATCH: BLOOD PIT.
5d ago
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DEATH MATCH: BLOOD PIT.

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DEATH MATCH — bass that splits the ring. May 30 · 2 stages.
6d ago
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DEATH MATCH — bass that splits the ring. May 30 · 2 stages.

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chrome & teeth. new relics dropping soon. 🦷
1w ago
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chrome & teeth. new relics dropping soon. 🦷

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DEATH MATCH. step into the pit. May 30 · Miami.
1w ago
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DEATH MATCH. step into the pit. May 30 · Miami.

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DEATHMATCH! MAY 30 — LIVE WRESTLING · BANDS · DJS · AND MORE · 2 STAG…
1w ago
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DEATHMATCH! MAY 30 — LIVE WRESTLING · BANDS · DJS · AND MORE · 2 STAG…

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This close to a show, this is never what we want. Death Match is postponed. We love you, Miami. 🖤
1w ago
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This close to a show, this is never what we want. Death Match is postponed. We love you, Miami. 🖤

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DEATH MATCH pre-show — opening the ring with live performances.
1w ago
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DEATH MATCH pre-show — opening the ring with live performances.

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Website is now live — new merch available. Limited stock. Get yours w…
2w ago
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Website is now live — new merch available. Limited stock. Get yours w…

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DEATHMATCH! May 30th. Lineup dropping soon… Ticket link in bio.
2w ago
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DEATHMATCH! May 30th. Lineup dropping soon… Ticket link in bio.

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AS ABOVE SO BELOW — MAY 2ND 🕊️🦇
4w ago
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AS ABOVE SO BELOW — MAY 2ND 🕊️🦇

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angels nd demons rager 05/02 18+ 🩸 tix in bio.
1mo ago
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angels nd demons rager 05/02 18+ 🩸 tix in bio.

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BIKINI N BASS 18+ 💦🔊
2mo ago
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BIKINI N BASS 18+ 💦🔊

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RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦

RELICS

RING TEE
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RING TEE
boxy heavyweight / matte black
$45
HIDE THE BODY HOODIE
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9 left
HIDE THE BODY HOODIE
oversized / blood embroidery
$75
CHROME RELIC
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CHROME RELIC
cast pendant + 22" chain
$80
DEATH MATCH POSTER
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DEATH MATCH POSTER
screenprint / numbered /50
$25

8 relics in the reliquary — back-alley checkout, limited castings.

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